Yo yo Cali-FO. How all the honeys be mackin an shwackin an crack-lack a ahckin for yo boy Richdawg with tha wut to the HEY to tha awww yeeeeeaaa.

Rich-ads in tha HOUSE. His..er..grandparents old house… where he now lives with his aunt.. ya. no, its pimp though. Got the pool here and its all fineburgers and candypop. Settling in, but not settling down – YOU FEEL ME DAWG? AHALOLLOL..lol..lo…lo-yea.. *awkward*

Welp. okay California… I’m here to facilitate awesomeness…

start to getting awesome….