Its my aunts birthday today and without a car i ran to the nearest grocery store (only a little over a mile away. im a hero, yes. but no need to brag) and 7 year old 2nd cousin Matthew (aunts grandchildren) is talking to his mom on the phone and told the following story (direct quote. no words changed):

“um. and MOM: Richard said he was going for a jog. like how he does with his shirt off and his ipod. and guess what?? he SAID he was doing a jog, but he wasnt REALLY. he was at the store. and he got flowers for grammas birthday. and guess what? there are some of the kind that YOU like in them. –hey, can i talk to dad? [pause]… DAD. um. guess what? Richard said he was on a jog but it was really a surprise for Gramma and when he came back he had a variety of flowers.” — lol. A variety of flowers?? Who says that? This dude…