I just found my night vision goggles and realized that i paid several hundred dollars for them and only used them once, so I’ve decided that late tonight im going to dress in ninja garb and explore the gated property of a certain mansion down the street from me. Is that an admission to breaking and entering? Uh, no, dummy. I’m not gonna break anything. And just cuz it’s gated doesn’t mean i’m entering any actual — you know what – the more I explain this, the less cool it sounds.

I will report back with details.

UPDATE: I saw basically nothing but it was cool to be able to see in the dark. That’s my report…