My plans for the future are to entertain the world in all kinds of media. Utilizing my talents I plan to eventually write, direct, produce and star in my own movies with some modeling and acting done on the way.

:: Just a matter of time…
Show business can often be a hard one to be discovered in, but the “hard” part is not an issue for me. My goals will be met at at least some level, some time. Although this amount of time may not be in my favor, I can assure you that it won’t be too long. I could skyrocket upward, or it could take a near decade for me to get a steady foot in the door, but either way, I can promise everyone reading this that in any case, it won’t be too long before I start a solid journey forward to greatness.

This is because if time gets to be too much for my patience I will get one of those “job” thingies (bussing tables if I have to) and work for the sole purpose of self advertisement until someone, somewhere, thinks I might have something to offer the entertainment industry, and decides to give me a good deal.

:: Money
To achieve all I have planned for life, I’ve gotta be filthy rich. I mean stinking, smelling rich. Like I walk past and people go “oh my god. what the eff is that smell?” and someone slowly raises a pointed finger and goes “…him…” and the smeller realizes its me and is content.

Why is this necessary?
Because I’ve got great plans for the world, but they cost money.

This is an announcement of intent. Check back in 10 years or so and see if I’m on my way or employee of the month at Losershack.