Been raining all morning here at my brothers house in Florida, which kinda matters when you consider that Florida is evenly split between white trash and sunny vistas. dim the sun and America’s penis looks a lot less attractive…
Been having fun though since he has a lot of property, I suggested my nephews and I go for a walk. So I’ve been playing in the rain with a 2, 4 & 5 year old – getting them nice and muddy and then dumping them on grandma for cleanups while i watch some tv & eat.
We used banana leaves as umbrellas. they didn’t work.
My brothers Sprint broadband card (I quit mine) gets a .6th of a bar of reception at his house and only in certain spots, so to use the internet he usually drives up to Starbucks a few miles back into civilization. Since my day job is teh internetz, I’ve been freakin dying during the visit, so my dad drove me and my nephew Aidan up to the library so I could get some work done and he could surf Ebony porn for awhile. I lost him in the there and didn’t want to say so to the creepy library people so I went out in the parking lot and called 411 to get the library’s number and then asked the person who picked up the phone there to find him and send him outside.
From there we headed to McDonalds where I was able to point out to him the importance of doing well in school, as the lady who served us had to make her 3 kids wait at a table until she got off work… from her job at McDonalds. 3 kids. just saying.
Next stop: strip mall down the road where we’ll have my dad pick us up. In the mean time? Dalla Stooooore yo.
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