Nephew: Okay guys, I really can’t help this one so I’m gonna apologize in advance…

Richard: [doing the math in deducing that he was talking about a fart] THE HELL you are, boy. Get the hell out onto the balcony before you release any krakkens. NOW

Nephew: [Runs over to the open balcony door, giggling and turns around, pointing his butt outward to the open night] Hello world! Heeeere you goooo!

[proceeds to pass gas]…

Family laughs, despite knowing we shouldnt as a look of surprise and alarm overcomes nephew face before he holds his butt running to the bathroom saying:

“Oh man, it was a poop. IT WAS A POOP!”

[the bathroom door slams shut. and the family erupts in laughter that could only be described, coincidentally enough, as “losing our shit”]

(ps: the nephew is Riley…)