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Explaining Super Hero’s to 4 year olds

Twin 4yr old cousins-kids Matt & Kylie are watching Batman and Superman episodes from the 90’s animated series of each respective character, but Matt likes Batman better and Kylie likes Superman better. Prepared for this, I had made a folder of crossover episodes to break any stalemate on which to watch. So they’re watching a Superman crossover 3-parter from 1998 titled Worlds Finest, where the Joker is hired by Lex Luthor to kill Superman, causing Batman to enter the scene and defeat the two in a team-up.

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Understandably, the kids started asking who Bruce Wayne and this Kent nerd from Smallville were and I explained that they were Batman and Superman. The “wtf” expressions on their faces contained hints of annoyance that I would insult their intelligence by expecting them to believe such poppycock.

I told them how they need costumes so no one knows who they are when they fight the bad guys so they have real names and dedicated at least 6 minutes, complete with charts and diagrams explaining the concept of secret identities and why they’re necessary.

They reacted as if they understood… However…

Later on, Batman shoots a grappling gun upward and is nonchalantly wisked away into the air when it connects with the Batplane (on remote auto-pilot obviously) passing by overhead. Lois realises she was with Bruce Wayne when she was attacked and fears, out loud, for his safety, asking Superman if he is ok…

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Kylie dawns a look of disgust as if to say “what a dumb bitch” in response to Lois’s question.

Kylie: but she just sawr him flied away…

Me: ya.. but she doesn’t know that that’s Bruce… she only knows him as Batman.

They still didn’t get it. and still looked mad that Lois and I were so stupid that we’re asking questions about a persons health and well being when we just fugging saw them zip away in th eir super hero plane. DUH.