“You’re an asshole. It’s not something I hold against you, its something I accept” – Wyatt Torosian.
for the record, I’m not posting this cuz I think its a funny or accurate observation about myself. Just sharing and logging the sentiment cuz i’m sure its a shared one. I’ve heard it before, so I know. I’m okay with putting these opinions on record and letting my record speak for itself.
Back in Los Angeles and out to try my first Edamame Burger (or whatever) that all the trendy kids and cool cats have been talking about.
My taste test resulted in a clear endorsement. The burgerz is goods. so are their fries and so iz be their onion rings after the addition of a half cup of table salt.
Go to one if one is near you because one might be near you. I went with Wyatt and asked him if there “are more of these” and he said no. I finished my meal thinking I was in a special place. Wrong. Dude thought I was talking about a continuous order of fries when I asked the question. Either that or he was trying to hide the fact that there are countless other Unagi Burgers dotted all around Mexifornia and possibly beyond and just cracked under pressure.
But this little update isnt just about burgers, friends. It’s about climbing shit for no reason like a child with A.D.D. when you’re walking to and from a restaurant.
Like I was gonna walk down an alley this narrow and NOT do this…pleez….
(even though I kinda wanna ban this picture cuz it depicts me in my guilty-pleasure babysocks that betray everything I stand for in my championing of tubes-socks 4lyfe)
On the way back, Wyatt even did it too!…kindov.
Richard
Wyatt just wouldnt listen to me when i warned him about his lack of sunblock… always learnin shit the hard way, this one.
Anne
Wyatt needs to stop losing weight. Not a good look.
Wyatt
This man is hideous
Richard
I’d say you were just saying that cuz he’s not on your level and thus you find a comparison more repulsive but Anne says he’s gross too so. I guess. Poor guy. I thought he was average
Wyatt
Embarrassingly I got a little toasted today going thru the mountains in my tanktop. :/
Richard
Haha so THATs it… Hit too close to home…
Richard
[name of a skin-showing facebook group we both are members of] will expect your recreation of this pic soon in that case
Wyatt
Thankfully i’m not as violent of a tomato as this. Just a little blush around the shoulders
Richard
[link to following image]:
Richard
That took too long to find and send but it symbolizes how I’m at home between your red traps. *(I’m overly pleased with myself on that one)
Wyatt
home is where the heart is. or where rich is. therefore rich is an important, fleshy, pumping organ
Benjamin
LOL! Now thats a good one. lol
Benjamin
I actually should ask some of our outside lawn and garden associates for pictures. 😛 they look like that
Wyatt
where the hell do you live that gingers are used for manual labor?
Richard
heaven?
Anne
The bromance blossoms! Love is in the air.
Richard
um. dont be weird, anne. love is not in the air…
it was in the air like a million years ago; has since transmitted spores to both parties, infected the lungs and spread to the rest of the blood stream, resulting in the growth of inoperable tumors in both victims hearts.
unfortunately the condition can be terminal but patients can put sickness symptoms into remission through the only known treatment available which is regular doses of the other infectee (dont be gross with your thoughts of meat injections… there are lots of ways to medicate. a simple response to a “watchya thinkin bout??” text at 4am can act as a full 24 hour allotment, even. it all just depends). so :p