Speaking of friends of mine that ruin their lives by knocking up chicks they’re not married to and keeping the baby (“keeping” meaning “not giving it up for adoption to a 2 parent stable and loving family that will love it and care for it and stuff” of course. not “keeping” meaning the alternative to having it cut up with a scalpel and sucked into a sink before its born) – Richardland Guest star Jimmy Bussey just illegitimately fathered a little girl who was birthed a couple days ago. I’m still waiting for some decent pictures and stuff but I’m sure she’s ugly, so its all good.

In honor of the joyous occasion of the birth of the girl Wheelers 1 year old son is going to knock up in 15 years and make early grandparents out of these 2 idiots, I encourage you all to go watch some vintage RTV videos of these new dads when they were young and care free. Before such foreign concepts entered their lives as child support, visitation, college funds and endless fighting, nagging and legal battling with women they signed up to be connected to for the rest of their lives despite not particularly liking them all that much.